If I ruled the world....

...I would be able to take off until the baby's born.

...I could hire people to do all the things I have deemed 'necessary' to my house before Madison's arrival.

...gaining six pounds in two weeks would be considered normal.

...the McDonald's down the street would sell Shamrock Shakes.

...All of my students would behave AND do all their work.

...Bogey would stop barking at me for no reason.

...I would get a good night's sleep sometime soon.

...the laundry fairy would pay my house a visit.

...Morgan would be the best behaved child there ever was.

Ahhhh...maybe someday.